How did it become acceptable for (allegedly) human males to hoot and screech like a bunch of baboons when they get excited?
There’s nothing like waiting for a bus while a drunken bum vomits nearby. Thanks, Chief Bratton, for chasing them out of Skid Row.
I noticed that most Twitter clients didn’t like my 4×5 profile photo, so I squashed it a bit to make it square.
Seen on a new café: “organic coffee.” I suppose inorganic coffee would be mud?
My company’s Microsoft mail server has been flaking out all day, so I’m using the time to get acquainted with Google Wave. Thanks, IT guys!
@sethdill By going into politics?
There are times, late at night, when I wish my upstairs neighbors would let their herd of elephants stand in one place.
http://bit.ly/2fpkqn Delibar seems pretty neat.
Cable modem outages are really annoying, especially when it’s the middle of the day and you work from home.
Seen on a bumper sticker: Beware of invisible cows.