How did it become accept­able for (allegedly) human males to hoot and screech like a bunch of baboons when they get excited?

There’s noth­ing like wait­ing for a bus while a drunken bum vom­its nearby. Thanks, Chief Brat­ton, for chas­ing them out of Skid Row.

I noticed that most Twit­ter clients didn’t like my 4×5 pro­file photo, so I squashed it a bit to make it square.

Seen on a new café: “organic cof­fee.” I sup­pose inor­ganic cof­fee would be mud?

My company’s Microsoft mail server has been flak­ing out all day, so I’m using the time to get acquainted with Google Wave. Thanks, IT guys!

@sethdill By going into politics?

There are times, late at night, when I wish my upstairs neigh­bors would let their herd of ele­phants stand in one place.

http://bit.ly/2fpkqn Delibar seems pretty neat.

Cable modem out­ages are really annoy­ing, espe­cially when it’s the mid­dle of the day and you work from home.

Seen on a bumper sticker: Beware of invis­i­ble cows.