From a description of GW at smith2004 : Personally, I’d like to go with “unprincipled loathsome squamous non-Euclidean pile of buzzard barf, vulture vomit and hyena diarrhea,

From a description of GW at smith2004:
bq.
Personally, I’d like to go with “unprincipled loathsome squamous
non-Euclidean pile of buzzard barf, vulture vomit and hyena diarrhea,
festering vilely in his foul pit of unleashed Statism, a disgrace to Texas,
the White House and the human race, a viper hissing vilely at the
Constitution, a nauseating shambling horror whose aversion to the principles
on which this country was founded makes Dracula’s feelings about the True
Cross look like purest oogly love, and a genetic wreck with whom even the
Deep Ones would not deign to cross-breed.”

But I’m trying to be nice.

— Eric Oppen
[End the War on Freedom]

An interesting description, but it’s much too vague. This describes the current President’s father equally well, and if we change “Texas” to “Arkansas” it’s also an excellent description of the previous President.