Pork Barrel Terrorism

Indiana Has Most “Terrorist” Targets in U.S..

It’s a good thing that the “war on terror” is bogus, or we’d all be dead due to the constant and thoroughgoing incompetence of the government, specifically the Department of Homeland Stupidity. In the National Asset Database, Indiana has about 30 percent more listed potential targets than New York (5,687) and nearly twice as many as California (3,212), which puts Indiana atop the nation’s list of potential “terrorism” targets. What’s even more ridiculous, the number of potential Indiana targets rose from 322 in 2004 to 8,303 in 2005. The list of potential “terror” targets includes 77,069 U.S. sites where “terrorists” might strike — including a flea market, a petting zoo, ice cream parlors, several Wal-Marts and a tackle shop.–Indianapolis Star [Police State USA]

I think it’s safe to say that the “National Asset Database” is more likely a “National Pork Recipient Database.”